Post 145

Howdy ho neighbors...

This is Rikki Andersin.

As you might have surmised by the name, the giant hair, the revealing tits and the SUPER short dress... Rikki is a porn star.  Rikki starred in a number of porn films in the mid 90s...

Then Rikki retired from film making and disappeared into anonymity that is "normal" American life...

Until 2006 when a Kentucky High School science teacher, "Tericka Dye", was revealed to be "Rikki Andersin".  Ms Dye resigned her position at the high school, went on Dr Phil to lament the mistakes of her past and again disappeared into the anonymity that is "normal" American life...

Until yesterday... when a teacher in a suburban St Louis school, "Tera Myers" was revealed to be none other than "Rikki Andersin".  Again she is out of a job.

Seriously people... how long will she have to pay for the mistakes she made as a young kid?

Ms Dye/Myers was reported to be an outstanding teacher, one that the students looked up to.  She got her teaching degree by putting herself through college thanks to a stint in the US Army and the GI Bill.

Ms Dye/Myers... If you ever land in Indianapolis, I will wholeheartedly support your desire to teach.  Good luck ma'am with all your do.

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Things that annoy me #1:

The bathroom here has an fucked up layout...

Ok... so you go in... and there's one toilet stall...then a urinal... then another toilet stall... who puts a urinal BETWEEN two toilet stalls?  So if I just have to pee I walk, pass a stall, turn into the urinal and... OH SHIT someone's already there... then you have to act like an idiot and change direction immediately and duck into the stall before the guy already standing there realizes you almost ran into him while he was peeing.

Things that annoy me #2:

When you come to a stop light or a stop sign, there's a very thick white line on the road.  The idea is to stop BEHIND the line. Ok I can understand if you're make a foot or so over it.  It's a big car, sometimes it's not simple to stop it on a dime.  But what the fuck people, why do you pull ALL the way over it?

Oh and then... there's the creepers... people who stop at a stop light then sloooooooowly creep forward waiting for the light to turn green... by the time the light turns green they're almost in the middle of the fucking intersection.  Then it DOES turn green and they go.... with the acceleration of a snail.

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Dear Newt Gingrich:

So let me get this straight... While you were crucifying Bill Clinton for boinking an intern you were having your own affair.  Ok, for the record, I'm not justifying what Clinton did... He lied under oath and that's a crime.  But your moral high ground was shattered Newt when you admitted to the affair...

Now... now you're trying to claim that your "passion" for your country led you to make bad personal decisions including having an affair?  REALLY?!?! It's not my fault I played hide the salami with someone other than my wife because I was SO passionate for my country I had to do it.

What the ever loving fuck.

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Speaking of idiots... Representative Peter King opened hearings on if Muslims in America are doing enough to help in the fight against radical Islam... Really?  Yeah because you know all Muslims should... wait... why is it just Muslims?  So if you don't speak out against terrorists that are in your ethnic group you're tacitly supporting them?  Gee Mr Peabody, that sounds vaguely familiar.  Yes, Sherman, let's take a trip in the Wayback Machine...

“We must pledge ourselves to support those brave men and women who this very moment are carrying forth the struggle against British imperialism in the streets of Belfast and Derry."

Yes this is the same Peter King who in 1982 was proclaiming on St Patrick's Day that we have to support the IRA.  You know... the guys planting bombs in Northern Ireland... Now ok that was like 30 years ago... so all he has to do is come out and say "You know, that was a long time ago, I made some mistakes, I was wrong to support terrorists..."  But did he?  Nooooo...

"I understand why people who are misinformed might see a parallel {between the IRA and al Qaeda}," he told the Times. "The fact is, the IRA never attacked the United States. And my loyalty is to the United States."

Riiiight... so the only bad terrorist is one that attacks the US?

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Dumb commercial of the day... commercial for "doing the right thing" which shows a teenager finding a purse a woman left at a bus stop.  He waits for the woman to come back, gives the purse to her who thanks him and goes on her way.

This is all witnessed by some cops who call the kid over... "Hey kid, nice move..."  And then proceeds to offer the kid a donut.

Yes... Because all cops have a box of donuts in their car...

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Finally a PSA to any EMT out there...

If you find a severed body part in an accident... regardless of how long it's been since the accident happened... YOU CANNOT KEEP THE BODY PART.

Apparently we have to tell EMTs this because some nimrod down in Florida (and WHY is it always Florida that has the idiots???) found a foot in a car after it was in an accident.  The owner of the car had long since been evacuated to the hospital so there was no chance the foot could be reattached.  Nonetheless, Cynthia Economou decided that since he wasn't going to need it, she'd keep the foot and use it to train her rescue dog.

Uh..... wut?

In 2009 she was convicted of petty theft and is being sued by the owner of the foot...